I POŠTENOG čovjeka možeš potkupiti,                                  
samo moraš POŠTENO i platiti.                                        
                                                                            
                                                                            
Imati odjeljak za pušenje u restoranu, isto je kao imati odjeljak za pišanje u bazenu.                                                                                                                   
                                                                            
                                                                            
Koje su tri najtanje knjige na svijetu?                              
Somalijski kuhar, Bosanski mudraci, Crnogorski uradi sam.            
                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                            

Zašto se jezici zovu 'materinji'? Zato jer očevi rijetko dolaze do riječi.  

                                                                                      
     
                                                                                                                                                      
Matičar je sudija, koji osuđuje na doživotnu.                        
                                                                            
                                                                            
Teorija relativnosti: jedna dlaka u juhi je relativno puno, a na glavi relativno malo...                                                    
                                                                             
                                                                            
Infarkt ma kakav da je, od srca je!

                                                                     

                                                                            
Najlakši način da ti ime dospije u novine, je da ih čitaš dok prelaziš cestu!       
                                                  
                             
                                                                            
Ko umre na jesen, za njega nema zime ..

                          
                                                                         
Stara kineska:                                                        
- Pas koji laje, nije dovoljno kuhan! 

                               
                                                                            
Život je bolest koja se prenosi seksom...

...dedicato a tutti quelli che non hanno avuto
ancora niente e sono ai margini da sempre
dedicato a tutti quelli che stanno aspettando
dedicato a tutti quelli che rimangono dei
sognatori per questo sempre più da soli.....

...fosse cosi....fosse cosi.... :-(((....